Otahyoni
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My arm is doing better..... so i hit my finger with a hammer.... 
Oh well.... hurts a little still....
Oh well.... hurts a little still....
The Otah Thread
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Otah, you better get back to that padded room soon, before you kill yourself!
Otahyoni
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I aint killed me yet!
A fifteen year old Amish Otah and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked: 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded: 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, the lady rolled between them into a small room and the walls closed behind her. The boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old bimbo stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son: 'Quick! Go get your Mother!'
The boy asked: 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded: 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheelchair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, the lady rolled between them into a small room and the walls closed behind her. The boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old bimbo stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son: 'Quick! Go get your Mother!'
Otahyoni
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^
Why does everyone think i'm up to something when i give away $200?
Why does everyone think i'm up to something when i give away $200?
Chris
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I need $200
Chris
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I need more stuff than things.
Otahyoni
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Sorry guys.... i only had one $200 and i already gave it away...
One bill? You were taken!
Otahyoni
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Since there isn't a $200 bill, are you sure it was me that was taken?
I live pretty close to West Hollywood, where $3.00 bills are prevalent!
Chris
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I still have 30 miles or so between us!
Chris
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30 miles is an easy trip in a car??
Fortunately, my car doesn't have gaydar!
Chris
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It's not the car I am worried about.
Gave it away? You don't understand how money works, you are supposed to tear it up and let the wind carry it away.
Chris
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I put mine in metal boxes that have a handle to pull on the right side.
