The lord has spoken!

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  1. Jun 8, 2012 #1

    havasu

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    Look what I got in my e-mail today! Yep suckers, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich! I can't wait for the ATM card loaded with 2.5 million! :D


    From The Office Of
    Mr. Solomon Lord
    Director-General, Debt
    Management Office (DMO)
    Ministry Of Finance,
    Federal Republic Of Nigeria.




    Dear Beneficiary,


    IRREVOCABLE PAYMENT ORDER VIA ATM CARD

    Following the Bilateral Agreements and Memorandum Of Understanding (MOU) with some Countries on economic and other issues,the International Monetary Fund (IMF) in conjunction with Central Bank Of Nigeria (CBN) have mandated the paying bank to release all outstanding payment with immediate effect.

    An AUTOMATED TELLER MACHINE(ATM)CARD valued at $2.5Million has been issued in your favor as part payment.A maximum withdrawal limit of $5,000.00 per day is allowed, and cash can be drawn from any ATM outlet anywhere in the world.

    Therefore, your ATM CARD is readily available for dispatch to your address.
    Further details shall be furnished to you as soon as you reconfirm the following information:

    Contact Person: Mr. Moore Eric.
    Email: I'm a freaken fool.KMA

    Furnished him with the Following info such as

    (A) Full Names:
    (B) Delivery Address:
    (C) Home phone,
    (D)Mobile Phone and Fax Numbers:
    (E) Occupation:
    (F) Contract/Inheritance Amount:

    Please ensure that you provide a valid phone number in your return email .Discard future correspondences from any office requesting for advance payment without permission from this office.Do not accept checks from anyone as most of them are bogus.

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Yours faithfully,

    Mr. Solomon Lord
    Director-General, Debt
    Management Office (DMO)
    Ministry Of Finance,
    Federal Republic of Nigeria
     
  2. Jun 8, 2012 #2

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    Sounds good to me I'd jump on it.;):p

    John
     
  3. Jun 8, 2012 #3

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    Make sure you forward them my email. I need $5,000 a day. I'm looking forward to it.
     
  4. Jun 8, 2012 #4

    havasu

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    I already did. I was taught to share and share alike!
     
  5. Jun 9, 2012 #5

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    If it's from Nigeria, it has to be legit!
     
  6. Jun 9, 2012 #6

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    I'm just upset because there is a daily maximum ATM withdrawal of only $5k. That is going to take quite awhile to drain the account. Perhaps someone could help me with this task?
     
  7. Jun 11, 2012 #7

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    I'm still waiting. I need that 5k. I need stuff.
     
  8. Jun 12, 2012 #8

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    I just got mine yesterday. I'm Rich!
     
  9. Jun 12, 2012 #9

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    I just sent my obligatory $30k, so my money should be on its way!
     
  10. Jun 15, 2012 #10

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    Congrats! I need $8... for surgeries... and what not....

    Congrats to you as well! I'll send you some when Chris send me $8... for surgeries... and what not....
     
  11. Jun 15, 2012 #11

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    Eight bucks, in the mail.

    Austin from Plumbingforums.com
    PO Box 1611 or something in Texas?


    Thats what I wrote on the envelope.
     
  12. Jun 15, 2012 #12

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    You got it. 100% correct.
     
  13. Jun 16, 2012 #13

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    Expect it in the next few years or so.
     
  14. Jun 18, 2012 #14

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    I'll be waiting.

    Is it here yet?
     
  15. Jun 19, 2012 #15

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    Probably not, I couldn't afford a stamp but I did put your address as the return to so you may get it.
     
  16. Jun 21, 2012 #16

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    That's a felony. Just so you know.
     
  17. Jun 21, 2012 #17

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    Your felony. It doesn't have my name anywhere.
     
  18. Jun 22, 2012 #18

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    Well I'll see you in a few years then.

    I'll keep telling them it was you, they'll keep beating me till I admit it was me the entire time.

    That's how it works right?
     
  19. Jun 23, 2012 #19

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    Did you lick the stamp? DNA. Okay , You No licky stamp. They will link it back to you with forensic evidence of the local fly turd on the inside of the envelope.
     
  20. Jun 25, 2012 #20

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    You still lick stamps? This isn't the 90's, time to get into self adhesives. It's like loving in the future, but now.
     

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