I promise that if you drive to FL to have a beer with me, I will make time for that. If you give me 6 weeks notice, I will even make beer for that!
After I commented to Brad this AM with this...
Visit your friends on the other forum, since everyone has been capping on you, and saying really bad things about you!
He replied:
BRad704
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somerville, TN
Posts: 1,637
no one really talked to me last time i was over there...
Did you hear about the time that the Taliban had people trying to kidnap him so they could force him to make deadly battle knives for them?
He ran when he could, fought heroically when he could, and always stopped to help little old ladies cross the street. Unfortunately, that was his downfall.
They payed off the gambling debts of a bunch of little old ladies, who then proceeded to cross the street en masse. Of course, Brad being the All American good boy that he is, he stopped to help them out. When his back was turned so that he could stop traffic, they all attacked with their purses. He could have whipped the whole lot of them with ease, but he would never hit a woman, so he gave up.
The Taliban smuggled him to one of the "stan" countries, and prepared to force him to make knives. He gnawed both of his hands off so that he couldn't help them. They respected his bravery so much that they set him free. He walked into a NATO outpost with blood still dripping from his wrist stumps.
True story.
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