So I get a call from woman saying toilet isn't draining. I check clean out no water so I know its just one bathroom group, try toilet auger nothing happening, suck toilet dry & pull it, run the snake in old cast iron and pull up paper towels and condemn. Condemn must of got caught on scale build up filled with water on top of that paper towels. So I cleaned up resealed toilet and writing invoice, at that time husband comes home and asked if everything working. I said yes you had 2 things going on 1 bad 1 good. The bad thing is never flush paper towels down toilet and the second its always good to practice safe sex and I started laughing. He looked at me like what the hell you talking about. I explained with the cast iron pipe thru time will start scaling up and even something small as a condemn can get snagged. He looks at me and says what the hell you talking about show me. I took him out front showed him the paper towels and condemn. He yells for his wife, wife comes over and he says to here look what your putting down the toilet causing clogs. She says OK I will stop putting paper towels down toilet, he says that's not just it she says what else he lifts towels up and shows her the condemn and says how the f--k does that get down the drain. Holly cow we all stand there in weird silence all realizing that this ladies has been cheating on her man. OMG he if flipping out I'm trying to get paid she's crying. I'm like are you kidding my first call in business and its this wow. So I get paid and man calls me up 2 he's later asking me to in near future give statement on what exactly happen cause he is divorcing his wife. Please tell me this wont happen again somebody. LOL. Tell me your craziest story so I know this has happens to someone else. Lord help me lol