I just rubbed habanero juice in my eye.

[Chris]

I have been growing chilis and other veggies and today I was starting a new batch of Habanero and breaking apart the dried chilies and then rubbed my eye. I can assure you that you don't want to do this, it feels like my eye is on fire.

 

[BRad704]

I think it helps if you pee on the burning area... or is it pour milk over it? I can never remember...

 

[Chris]

I rinsed it with water in it got worse so I dried it and just delt with it. After about 30 minutes it went away and then just a couple minutes ago I rubbed my other eye. I am an idiot!

 

[BRad704]

Maybe you just need to stop gardening for the day and go take a nap on the couch...

 

[Chris]

I think I'll do that.

 

[Otahyoni]

Chris, I could've told you not to do that... You should've told me i needed to warn you!

 

[havasu]

Time to pretend you are retired!

 

[Otahyoni]

My uncle says i am retired...

 

[Chris]

He meant retarded.

 

[havasu]

Yeah, I almost posted that but realized it was probably not PC.

 

[Chris]

I meant it in a good way.

 

[jeepsurf]

He meant retarded.

I lol'd

 

[Otahyoni]

Oh....very funny... wouldn't you feel bad if i really was!

And my (wife's) uncle likes me. He meant re-tired, as in i've been tired before.

 

[Admin]

I think it helps if you pee on the burning area... or is it pour milk over it? I can never remember...

I tried that and it didn't help. I think I need to touch chilies first right?

He meant retarded.

LOL. I saw it coming but it busted me up all the same.


I used to manage kitchens in my younger days. I was chopping up Jalapenos in mass one day and didn't think anything of it. I washed my hands several times and thought I was fine. Then I went pee. I've never had VD, but I can tell you nothing burns more than Jalapenos on your man parts. Now I know this might start something so I want to be as clear as possible. Hand to Jalapenos, Hand to junk, burn, wash, burn worse. Went back to work, started sweating, burned even worse. Make a sig out of that and I'll remove it... Brad. But if you were going to I would suggest "I've never had VD, but I can tell you nothing burns more than Jalapenos on your man parts."

 

[havasu]

I'm sensing a connection between Moderators/Administrators and manhood/eyes/hot chilis???

 

[Admin]

I'm sensing a connection between Moderators/Administrators and manhood/eyes/hot chilis???

It's the second of 18 test to qualify.

 

[jeepsurf]

Make a sig out of that and I'll remove it... Brad.

I lol'd a lot.

I'm sensing a connection between Moderators/Administrators and manhood/eyes/hot chilis???

Mods and admin all have herpes too. Its like a prerequisite.

 

[Admin]

Mods and admin all have herpes too. Its like a prerequisite.

Even if it wasn't you were going to get it anyways. That stuff is everywhere.

 

[Chris]

I don't want to get that again.

 

[Otahyoni]

How could you? I thought once you got it you had it for good...

not that i have any personal expeience...