Broke a few Toes

[Chris]

That would be neat.

 

[Admin]

It would be. I could quit my day job of selling knives door to door and join a freak show.

Anyone want to buy any knives?

 

[Admin]

I would, but I have to many as is.

 

[phishfood]

You can never have too many knives.

 

[Zanne]

Yikes. I hope you can get a doctor to look at it and fix it up. That sounds painful.

 

[Admin]

It's not bad. It's just funny looking.

 

[Chris]

So it matches the rest of you then?

 

[Admin]

So it matches the rest of you then?

You been talking to my wife again?

 

[Chris]

Only on Tuesdays.

 

[Admin]

She misses the bi weekly calls. Keep her off my butt.

 

[Chris]

As soon as I can handle that on my end I will be right on it.

 

[Admin]

Thank you, I'm afraid she's going to start talking to me any day now.

 

[Chris]

Wouldn't want that to happen.

 

[Admin]

Well it started. Evidently I need to "listen" more, or something like that. I'm going def in my old age.

 

[phishfood]

We're here for you, buddy. Sorry you are going through this hard period.

 

[Admin]

Me too. Any advice?

 

[Chris]

Alcohol?

........

 

[havasu]

Alcohol?

........

duct tape, bailing wire and a hammer as well. If you can't fix it, resort to the alcohol.

 

[Admin]

I think my best bet is to lock myself in my room and never come out again. That'll show her.

 

[Chris]

Bring grape jelly.