No problem, I just found out I'm rich. You see, it appears I have a close relative in Nigeria who left me 8.5 million, and because they are so stupid, I only have to wire transfer $100,000 in order to receive my millions! At least that is what the e-mail I received today said! Who would have thunk, relatives in Nigeria?
I saw that you were just off our coast, and didn't even stop by and say hello to me!
The funny thing is that most people do not understand that the "A" is just short for "Austin."