My Stupid F%&^#g DOG!!!!

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BRad704

BRad704

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<----No, not that one... The other one... the german shepard mix

Yesterday I noticed that she was having some pooping issues and this morning at 5:07am, we woke up to this sound of someone shooting pudding our of a super soaker onto a concrete floor... :mad: It was on the wall, it was on the carpet, it was in the crack between the carpet and the wall... :eek:

anybody need a dog? I can send her all at once, or one piece at a time to keep shipping costs down...
 
LOL. Arghhh. No thanks. I just saw an interesting video about how they eat them in Korea, so maybe give them try?
 
No, haven't sold the mauser (deal pending for this Wednesday)... Are you suggesting I try it out on her? My wife would approve... :(
 
Yup, and I found a 'post your hunting dogs' thread on another forum yesterday and it made me feel really bad for wanting to dispatch her.. :(

She is sweet, just a tad stupid. Not like "too rowdy to pay attention" stupid, more like "tetched"... :\

Anyway... i still can't get all the poo out of the carpet upstairs, and I am afraid I am going to end up washing it deeper into the fibers if I keep trying...
 
BRad704 said:
Yup, and I found a 'post your hunting dogs' thread on another forum yesterday and it made me feel really bad for wanting to dispatch her.. :(

She is sweet, just a tad stupid. Not like "too rowdy to pay attention" stupid, more like "tetched"... :\

Anyway... i still can't get all the poo out of the carpet upstairs, and I am afraid I am going to end up washing it deeper into the fibers if I keep trying...
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Arghh. My kid spilled milk and now my house smells sour. I still would rather have the milk issue.
 
Ok, took her to the vet today after an afternoon of the runs yesterday. She has a bacterial infection and a high fever. they gave me (sold me) 2 types of meds plus a couple of cans of Intestinal Diet food for her. Supposed to be bland and help calm things down. $60.41 :(

And the Mauser is being sold FTF today at lunch... :)
 
I see. I'm on another board that uses that as it's abbreviation.
 
i just use it out of second-nature... My wife usually response with "Huh?".... I had to explain what SHTF, EOTWAWKI, FTW, FTL, FTMFW and FTMFL were too... :)
 
I'm not sure if you are serious or not, but here goes...

SHTF - Sht hits the fan (referring to the collapse of our society and economy when we all must revert to survival skills)
EOTWAKI - End of the World as we know it (same as SHTF)
FTW - For the Win (it means, that's a good thing)... like "I just won $500... Tennessee Lottery FTW!!!"
FTL - For the Loss (it means the opposite of FTW)... like "Just got a speeding ticket... FTL"
FTMFW and FTMFL... Add MF into FTW and FTL for emphasis... that's all...

Btw (by the way) ;) The dog is doing 100% better....
 
Who? My wife? not sure unless she's been sneaking off eating paint chips and not telling me... ???

As the medical issues continue around here... this time its my 8yo daughter... she always coughs through the night at my house, and at her mothers... but yesterday got terrible! we were at the fair and she started wheezing and could barely breathe. I took her to the minor med for a breathing treatment and they think she is asthmatic... My wife text'd her mother to tell her, and the ex flipped out on my wife... about how she is NEVER to text her again and it is OUR fault because we always smoke around the kids. For the record, we NEVER smoked openly in front of the kids, and we quit completely in April... Everything just HAS to turn into MY fault... stupid. So now i have basically not slept more than 2 hours at a time in 2 days and im already up, and the kids are already arguing over the Wii and I'm grouchy and I just want to shoot something, but my background check got delayed for a new 22 rifle because of another lie from the ex... she called the police 2 years ago and said I tried to run over her new husband... So now, they have been order to drop the false charges, but refuse to go pay the $100 court costs to take care of it... Now I have a "Pending Court Hearing" for Aggr Assault with deadly weapon (our Infiniti)... Again, more crap to hang over my head that is based in LIES from the ex...
 
I am glad I am not in your situation. When I got rid of my crazy ex years ago I had to drive her to Colorado and leave her there for reasons like this.
 
I feel for you for the puddin' on the wall trick your dog did.
I was going wheeling and had my dog in the back of the Jeep.
Then this awful smell suddenly emerged. Looked at my wife,
"Damn ! Did you you do that?"
My dog UNLOADED and made a frikin' mess.
 
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