Does this happen in real life, like it does with the pizza guy?
As a former Pizza Delivery Driver I can tell you there's lot's of answering the door naked. He's usually forty and I never asked questions. The other drivers and I would fight as to who would take him his pie. It was gross.
I had another driver go to a door where the woman answered naked but no invitations to enter. We laughed and told him it was because he was a pizza delivery driver.
Me.
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Reminds me o' uh joke:
A plumber was called to woman's apartment in New York City to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked dish.
During the course of the afternoon, the two became extremely friendly. About 6:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans.
"That was my husband," she said, putting down the phone. "He's on his way home, but is going back to the office around 8 p.m.. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."
The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time?"
Sho 'nuff.
I just puked up a pile of donuts on my desk after reading this.
Like my dog,
It will be re aten'd.
You ate your dog?
I betcha Chris would clean the pool.
I would....... Anything for a buck.
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