Who left the door open? I leave for 10 minutes then there's six pages of non sense. All I know is my junk hurts and if one of you doesn't take a look soon I'm going to the hospital. On a serious note though, I once had a plumber inspect my bits free of charge. I mean he didn't have a choice and I'm not sure if he was a plumber but he was mad about it. Do I smell cup cakes?