Just found this place

[Pat the Plumber CIL]

33 year Illinois lic plumber . Worked 23 years at Roto Rooter before going out on my own .Will try not to bore you guys too much.
You only need to know 3 things to be a Plumber
1st thing ; crap rolls down hill
2nd thing ; hot is always on the left
3rd thing ; don't bite your fingernails

 

[Geofd]

Glad to have you lots of good info,lots of smart people here ,you will like it here

 

[havasu]

In Australia, doesn't crap flow uphill?

Welcome to the madness!