Drinking with Austin.

[Chris]

So how is the comedy business treating you Phish?

 

[phishfood]

I'm reading this, and thinking "Damn, I used to be funny, what has happened to me?"

 

[Chris]

You need more beer.

 

[Admin]

I'm reading this, and thinking "Damn, I used to be funny, what has happened to me?"

I read mine and think something similar. Also, how did I gain all this weight?

 

[Chris]

Cheeseburgers?

 

[phishfood]

No, he stole all of my beer.

That explains everything.

 

[Admin]

Cheeseburgers?

Fair enough.

No, he stole all of my beer.

That explains everything.

I just traded is for cheeseburgers.

 

[phishfood]

My last two attempts, you came out ahead.

 

[Admin]

Not successful?

What happened?

 

[phishfood]

Tasted like Coors Lite, with a touch more character.

I had bought two bags of grain, and stored them outside in a food grade 55 gallon drum. I think the heat of the summer was too much for the grain, I have never made a beer with such objectionable bitter flavors, and two batches in a row. Both a completely different beer style, different adjunct grains, different hops, the only common was the base grain and the nasty bitter.

 

[Chris]

I would still drink it and not complain.

 

[Admin]

Same here, if I drank.

Did you manage to get rid of it during the holiday?

 

[Chris]

I am guessing yes.

 

[Windy]

If I ever met Austin (if he is a real person), I think I'd drink, too. Except if I drank so much I saw double. Two Austin's? I don't know..........

 

[havasu]

If I ever met Austin (if he is a real person), I think I'd drink, too. Except if I drank so much I saw double. Two Austin's? I don't know..........

There are already two Austin's. The other is named Keith.

 

[Windy]

There are already two Austin's. The other is named Keith.

Austin is Austin and Keith is Austin? Who the heck is Keith? I don't see anyone on this forum named "Keith".

 

[havasu]

You will have to ask Keith er, I mean Austin.

 

[Admin]

Austin is Austin and Keith is Austin? Who the heck is Keith? I don't see anyone on this forum named "Keith".

You know him as Notdku. There's an ongoing joke that we're actually the same person.

 

[Chris]

It's not a joke.

 

[Windy]

It's not a joke.

Not for Keith, anyway.