Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Diehard, May 2, 2019.
My Tub won't drain...
My Toilet makes gurgling sounds...
My guest toilet smells occasionally...
What did an Emu say to another Emu?
I find you Emusing.?
You are getting emutional hahahaha but close enough, that's a good one!
Hahahaha the Emu was a good one
Went to the Ace Hardware for some parts for the sink drain I had to fix. As I left, the clerk noticed what I had and said "see you soon." I was "what?" He said "Oh, plumbing repairs always take three trips to the store." Well, OK, but not me. After I got working, I realized I needed another part, so off to the Ace again. Sure enough, same clerk, same "See you soon." Well, he did NOT see me soon -- or at all. I went to a different store for the third trip.
Well...made me laugh!
Q: What's the main difference between an electrician and a plumber?
A: An electrician washes his hands AFTER he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands BEFORE he goes potty.
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