Bidets: Hygenic Alternative or Erotic Playtoy?

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frodo said:
whats the difference between that sprayer and a kitchen sprayer?
or a shower sprayer? like a alsons ?

and a chrome 3 way stop ?
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The dedicated bidet sprayer offers a fuller, richer and more stimulating cleansing experience. A water temp controlled water source can offer even more personal satisfaction.

Just a word of warning. The extended use may key certain unnatural sex acts so be certain BR door is locked so as not to get involved with your old lady... :eek:

Mixing valve shown- :p !!!GROAN WITH SLOAN!!! :p

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KULTULZ said:
The dedicated bidet sprayer offers a fuller, richer and more stimulating cleansing experience. A water temp controlled water source can offer even more personal satisfaction.

Just a word of warning. The extended use may key certain unnatural sex acts so be certain BR door is locked so as not to get involved with your old lady... :eek:

Mixing valve shown- :p !!!GROAN WITH SLOAN!!! :p
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how can you have a ""water temp controlled water source can offer even more personal satisfaction.""
hooked to the cold water line on the terlet?

aint nothing more cold than a shot of cold water on your BUTT

I's aint gots no cooledge edge-ma- cations buti's knows when my legs bes peed on an som muthalicka says it be raining in my ears

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Here is a better description- http://www.biobidet.com/BB200-Warm-Water-Bidet.htm

This is just one style. I was thinking of the mixing valve installed in the wall drawing both HOT/COLD water source for tank condensation problems.

FEATURES & FUNCTIONS

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

Continuous warm water
Easy D.Y.I installation
No electricity or batteries required
Splash guarded nozzle
P.S.P.C technology
Self-cleaning nozzle
Adjustable water pressure
Adjustable water temperature
Cold water by-pass
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Conway said:
I wouldn't use it in public but I won't use public water fountains. Who knows what on the tip of those things?
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whatr4u said:
You mean those iz not Water Fountains! In case ya git thirsty while usin' da Bowl. Ya'll is mad stupid.
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That's what I thought they were also, a quick drinking fountain. Who would have guessed?

Reminds me of when a friend invited me to go with him to shoot golf (why do they use clubs?).

We walked and walked (never did see a golf although I did spot a couple of eggs) and I got so thirsty. I spotted a water fountain and bent down to get a cold sip when I heard some guy yell out,

"HEY! Get away from there, that's for washing your balls!" :eek:

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I have a bidet and I love it, think about it if you got some doo on any other place on your body would you just take some toilet paper and wipe it off??
 
havasu said:
I would too, but I heard you need to wire a plug near the toilet. They have battery operated ones, but who wants to replace the batteries all the time?
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Precisely, save the batteries for your old lady's toys.

The current ;) technology is amazing... :cool:

Ambient Air AND Electric Heated-

And The Final Answer - The Search and Destroy Model (All Shown Below)

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OK... This topic is getting completely ANAL...

A media stand available? I guess it does leave another hand free...

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My other house has a TV in the bathroom. That solved all my problems....well, ALMOST all my problems. ;)
 
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