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What the hell does it mean to "how long do you idle in the shower?" Also, when you ask how much water is spend, you don't ask if that is a weekly, monthly or bi-monthly bill.

Done
 
honest answer. I take the damn water saver out. stand under the deluge of water till i feel like getting out

I like a shower head that will knock you down. I HATE the little mist of the jungle bull crap...

when i was working out of town, staying in a "leave the light on" hotel

I managed to stay in almost every room in that motel, took out ever water saver in every room ;)
 
That survey makes no since at all. How are going to design a better shower head with that information?
I have an Idea for you. How about adding a hose to it so I can hold it in my hand so I can spray off the wife with out having to change position.
 
I like to bring a beer into the shower with me on occasion. Other than that get rid of a water saver and I will save water by taking a quicker shower.
 
Here's some good input on whether or not you want to design a new head for a women or a man.


How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bath mat.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on he ad.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.






How To Shower Like a Man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake IT at her making the woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower Wash your face. Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bath mat.
Dry off forearms and butt only.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire IT's size in mirror again. Shake it to watch water fly off.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake IT at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great day! And, ' woo woo'!!!
 

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