I took a huge dump this morning but there was some 'afterburner' activity throughout the day that led to many HUGE farts, which then created an itchy cream that I couldn't address till I got back to my bidet.
This is no balarney; All I had to do is sit down and 20 seconds later it was over.
No itching, hasn't bothered me the rest of the day.
I promise; that part of my body is the cleanest right now after a hard day's work...but impending doom is coming between the milk shakes and cheese pizzas that are on the way.
All the years I've dealt with wetting toilet paper usually didn't work, and would find out the hard way when I would be eating later on that underneath my fingernails I cleaned a little too much, and now I can smell it when I bring my tortado to my fat face! GAHHHH!!!
Using a wash rag is ideal but it's never the same, unless you physically shove it partially up your nooks and crannies to get any residual. But I'm here to tell you that it just works.
It freaking ruins my damn day when I have issues with itching and burning from what tasted good the night before.
This is no balarney; All I had to do is sit down and 20 seconds later it was over.
No itching, hasn't bothered me the rest of the day.
I promise; that part of my body is the cleanest right now after a hard day's work...but impending doom is coming between the milk shakes and cheese pizzas that are on the way.
All the years I've dealt with wetting toilet paper usually didn't work, and would find out the hard way when I would be eating later on that underneath my fingernails I cleaned a little too much, and now I can smell it when I bring my tortado to my fat face! GAHHHH!!!
Using a wash rag is ideal but it's never the same, unless you physically shove it partially up your nooks and crannies to get any residual. But I'm here to tell you that it just works.
It freaking ruins my damn day when I have issues with itching and burning from what tasted good the night before.