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Old 01-15-2010, 08:01 PM   #1
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A doctor called us out to his practice in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.

He insisted that it was urgent and that we attend immediately.

Upon arrival we lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins, and said 'If it gives you any more trouble, call us in the morning."


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Old 01-15-2010, 08:03 PM   #2
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Also told him he needed a referral!


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Old 01-15-2010, 08:05 PM   #3
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A good flush beats a full house, every time.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:16 PM   #4
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A good flush beats a full house, every time.
Your humor hasn't improved.
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:25 PM   #5
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Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on....."
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:34 PM   #6
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Sh!tty jokes anyway!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:00 PM   #7
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Theres always a few comodeians in the crowd. They are always trying to be the flush of the party. There jokes mostly go down the drain.
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:05 PM   #8
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I feel better now!!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?




BOO-BEE




What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?



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Old 02-19-2010, 10:23 PM   #10
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Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat?

He got pissed off.


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